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zooeydeschannoying:

this bitch ain’t got no teeth..

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xiuxiubee:

Cosmo tip: while mounting your partner say “the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles”

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dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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cripcraponyrcomputer:

"you know what its fine, this is gonna be really good for me. i thrive in high pressure situations and i love a challenge so im actually like really glad this is happening. change is totally healthy and this is going to help me grow." - me when a waiter tells me they don’t have what i ordered 

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highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

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posted 17 hours ago with 529,281 notes  dutchster) + reblog

iM soDRunk I Cant TYPe LOL
—someone who isnt drunk (via smallvagina)

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i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

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