this bitch ain’t got no teeth..
Cosmo tip: while mounting your partner say “the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles”
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
"you know what its fine, this is gonna be really good for me. i thrive in high pressure situations and i love a challenge so im actually like really glad this is happening. change is totally healthy and this is going to help me grow." - me when a waiter tells me they don’t have what i ordered
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"